Questions my students like to ask

Kody: Mr. Jenkins, what's being married like?

Me: Now is not the time to talk about that, finish your test.

Trevor: Dude, can I call you Master Jenkins?

Me: Tomorrow

This next one occurred today while I was using my cellphone as a stopwatch for the activity

Curtis: Nice phone Mr. J (I let that one slide), is it an iphone?

Me: No

Curtis: Can I see it?

Me: Is your group done?

Curtis: No

Me: No

Curtis: Can I see what type it is?

Me: Can you tell me what the Stamp Act is?

Curtis: Touche

Mary and Curtis are laughing in the back of the classroom after I assigned a short reading for them to do.

Me: Is something funny in the reading?

Mary: Giggle...No...Giggle

Me: What's going on then?

Curtis: I asked Mary if she would kiss George Washington and she said no.

Me: Why is that funny?

Curtis: Then I asked her if she knew who George Washington was

Me: And?

Curtis: Think about it...

Me: Touche

These are all true stories

Cheers!