How can they be so cruel?

It's been a lonely day. My parents and brother were at work all day long and I was left to die in the forest over and over as I imagined exploring the not so dangerous wooded areas behind my house. Imagine my joy when mother and brother finally come home and to my surprise, mother is holding a bottle of wine. Naturally, I become very excited. Fate had other things in mind. I take hold of the bottle to see what sort of delicious variety we would enjoy over supper...and beyond. However, my heart sank as I read the words: Alcohol REMOVED. Pain, thy name is Monday. Here's to hoping for a better Tuesday. Now if you'll excuse me, I must try to make it through the forest behind my house successfully...after tea of course. Cheers

p.s.- I have a brilliant idea for a musical...just brilliant. Details to follow